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SWITZERLAND - 4th in the world in guns per capita,extremely permissive gun control laws, and a LOW crime rate. Hmmm...


TAGS: guns capita usa control
Rating: 4.72/5

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americamessedup - November 22, 2014, 11:13 pm
Maybe it's because they don't pump fear through media
nicholsjoshua15 - March 3, 2013, 10:45 pm
Just try to ra** these two lovely ladies and they'll be digging 556 lead out of your cold dead a*s at a morgue.


Bill Clinton & Eileen Wellstone -




OBAMA ADMITS THAT HIS POLICIES ARE GETTING IN THE WAY -




Hillary's War On Women -




LIBERAL TALKING POINTS - When facts, statistics, intelligence or logic are not on your side, just pull something out of your butt and fling it.


TAGS: liberals socialists ignorant crap throwers funny
Rating: 4.31/5

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RonaldReagan - May 18, 2014, 3:56 pm
Gross


IF I HAD A DOLLAR... - For every time that capitalism was blamed for problems caused by government, I'd be a fat filmmaker with a baseball hat.


TAGS: capitalism michael moore fatass socialist
Rating: 4.92/5

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RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:25 am
Magnificent. 5 stars. Sending this to my daughter-in-law. She's still a fan


you mean to tell me -




Bernie the Sadistic Pervert -


TAGS: bernie sanders gang ra** fantasies p***ert sadistic codger democrat cretin liberal nut job progressive hack socialist vermont moron senile communist
Rating: 4.79/5

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Pikeman - November 4, 2015, 9:11 am
Jeb my he drop out of the race Bush is a better candidate than Bernie.
Cannabal - May 29, 2015, 5:37 pm
Still a better candidate than ANYONE else.


My Contribution To Tree-Hugging, Vegetarian Liberals -




DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY - Bought more than 2K MRAP (mine resistant armored vehicles) to patrol America. Feel safe?




It's A Sad State Of Affairs -




Importing Jihad: More of the Poison Fruit From the Party of Treason -




THE MAFIA - Just like in the "Old Country," organized crime always votes Republican.


TAGS: italian mafia cosa nostra al capone republican
Rating: 2.21/5

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Jamison12 - May 4, 2014, 10:33 pm
You're kidding right?
Kewgah - November 16, 2012, 7:47 am
Al Capone, Chicago gangster. Barack Obama, Chicago politician. Difference? None! Dumbass


victim of Islamic rape speaks out... and is shut down -




PICK YOUR POISON -


TAGS: economics capitalism socialism
Rating: 3.14/5

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realitycheck - October 8, 2015, 3:29 am
Well, you apparently opted to skip the bottle labeled "economic knowledge..."


Liberal Cognitive Dissonance -




BARRY'S GIRLS - SOMEBODY ELSE MADE THIS HAPPEN


TAGS: obama somebody else taxes made it happen
Rating: 4.2/5

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GrouchoMarxist - March 6, 2013, 6:46 am
I hear that libs believe women only think they're being ra**d.
realogic - February 9, 2013, 11:01 am
Oh and also as far as the economy. Who is the genius that decided welfare as good enough to own a home? I'm not defending either side, but that was a huge reason for the recession. Oh yeah and credit cards that have it so anyone can have one.
realogic - February 9, 2013, 11:00 am
Hey Groucho I'd love to hear your intellectual defense on th republican candidates who support the idea of legitimate ra**. Please would love hear your philosophical viewpoints on that.
GrouchoMarxist - September 27, 2012, 1:32 am
I'm stull waiting for any liberal to attempt an intellectual defense of Obama's policies and those Bush policies that crashed the economy... Even so to call obama into question one is labeled racist... They got nothing else.
arnnatz - September 27, 2012, 1:18 am
We should probably start counting the number of times rt relies on the race card when he has nothing (which is at least 95% of the time)
GrouchoMarxist - September 27, 2012, 12:17 am
Wow stool, is that all you've got?
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 1:18 am
What else do the voices tell you?
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 1:04 am
Yeah, because accusing little girls of being b-asterd children = REAL CLASSY. Nice one. And this year's winner of the AWARD for MOST EPIC FAIL goes to GrouchoMarxist:Professional Internet Sociopath! LOL. Thanx for playing! Woot! And that's a wrap folks!
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 12:59 am
#4 on comments.. Can I call Marm?
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:59 am
P.S. Thanks for FINALLY proving my point. ;-) P.P.S. PWN'D...Good nite.
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:58 am
TRANSLATION(WTFO):After saying just a day ago how I plan to ignore "Romneyisatool" and take the hide road, I just simply can't do it. He's too good at this. He just PISSES ME OFF TOO MUCH! HULK MAD! *ROAR* SMASH PUNY LIBERAL!!!!
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 12:57 am
I'm not attacking the girls, as our faux outrage crowd claims. I'm calling into question our impotent president's ability to cause conception...
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:57 am
LOL...Ah, I see. So that 'really' hit a nerve with you. Hmmmm. Will remember that moving forward. *sinister laugh*
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:55 am
TRANSLATION:After saying just a day ago how I plan to ignore "Romneyisatool" and take the hide road, I simply just can't do it. He's too good at this. He just PISSES ME OFF TOO MUCH! HULK MAD! *ROAR* SMASH PUNY LIBERAL!!!!
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:52 am
TRANSLATION(Groucho):After spending all day denying that I was attacking Obama's children, what the heck,I'll just double down and attack his kids again anyways.I'll throw in a dash of h-omophobia in for good measure too.You got me guys! Yes, I was lying
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 12:50 am
4th. I took his words and applied to the concept "Someone else" is the father of those kids. Why don't you faux outrage libs call this racist instead? Mooo already fired blanks in calling it "Hatred"..
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:49 am
Sacred ground? AHAHAHAHAHAA...This from a guy (you) who makes derogatory jokes about how a man fathered his children & attacks Obama's race by hiding behind phony claims about his birth certificate. That's like a call-girl calling other women promiscuous.
WTFO - September 24, 2012, 12:49 am
TRANSLATION(tool): I'm completely incapable of being intelligent or posting a logical position so I lie about other posters in a vain attempt to feel better about myself. Why didn't daddy love me?? WAAAAAAAAAH! (Ignore this pathetic little troll/tool)
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 12:48 am
2nd.. How many times has bamster forgot his children's ages, names, and genders? All seriousness aside.. I want to see their birth certificates. 3rd.. There is a spectre that some believe he is g**.
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 12:45 am
1st.. If we create or build something we did it.. It's personal. Our sacrifice helped us attain it. Anyone saying different they are stepping on sacred ground.
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:44 am
TRANSLATION(WTFO): I'm an enabler to internet sociopaths. Call it "Battered Troll syndrome." When Groucho walks into a room, I stand to attention. SCHWING!
WTFO - September 24, 2012, 12:40 am
claiming that he didn't father those girls. If that's the case, the poster implies that he's their father and owners built their businesses. Did I capture that correctly?
WTFO - September 24, 2012, 12:39 am
Groucho, if I may cut through the comments on this thread. Was the intent of this poster to compare Obama's 'you didn't build that' to his fatherhood? Meaning, your position is that his claim that business owners didn't build their company as false as
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 12:34 am
It's been shared 15 times without a hint of complaint or comment until today. Now it's 8th in comments and heded up the chart like a bullet. You faux outrage libs amaze me..
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 12:32 am
Made this on 7/18/12.. No comments until today and completely missed by the faux outrage crowd... Sorta like the Mohhammed movie... Libs and muslims have this faux selective outrage thing going on
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:09 am
Oh, considering that these are the words from a coward (you),your dare has about as much weight and strength behind it as you would find in an anorexic ballerina.You have no credibility on this site as demonstrated by this thread & your embarrassing spins
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:04 am
LOL You are the biggest coward on this site. We dared you to bet us that Romney would win and you ran away like the scared little chicken you are. Ever hear the saying it takes one to know one? They were thinking about you when they wrote that.BUK!BWAK!
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 11:50 pm
It would be good if you'd just answer the qyestion anstead of being king of COWARD and answer... Roads or business?
crankyhead - September 23, 2012, 10:33 pm
Either you just don't get it, or, you just refuse to get it. Define irony. This should be good.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 10:04 pm
Man up... Did we not build the roads or the business? Spin spin spin..... Still miss the irony?
crankyhead - September 23, 2012, 9:51 pm
*at*
crankyhead - September 23, 2012, 9:51 pm
Still offended and your own inability to understand context are you?
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 9:30 pm
Roads or businesses.... Man up
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 8:46 pm
Look another share... Where's Marm? This things been here all this time and you guys are sending it over the top.
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 7:50 pm
Groucho says,"it was 4.06 with 14 shares on facebook" TRANSLATION: Groucho got a speeding ticket today for driving his 80's panelvan all over town to every internet cafe he could find just so he could give his poster 5 Ls from different IP addresses.
crankyhead - September 23, 2012, 7:42 pm
...of course, you're the type of person who gets offended anytime someone tells the truth about something. But if that's the case, the problem is not the speaker, but rather, the listener.
crankyhead - September 23, 2012, 7:41 pm
All those people who got offended by Obama's inoffensive 'you didn't build that' comment, were merely looking for another reason to be offended. If they'd put those four words in context, there's absolutely no reason whatsoever to be offended. Unless...
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 7:38 pm
Groucho says,"I have a sharp eye for wit and humor..." *spits out coffee on my computer* What?!?! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA *rolls on the floor laughing* Ladies and gentleman! Meet the only person in the world who believes this...his name is GrouchoMarxist!
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 7:33 pm
GrouchoMarxist = Marms's greatest fan. LMAO
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 7:32 pm

You were just giving another member a hard time last week for talking like that. Save up those points and you can buy yourself a puppy ....or a soul.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 7:24 pm
It's already jumped 10 points on the comment scale to #30... Keep those cards and letters coming.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 7:17 pm
Look at the score.. until a couple you 1 pointers sniped it was 4.06 with 14 shares on facebook. You appear to miss the irony of dear leaders words... Just because you got miffed means nothing to me. You live in a permenant state of miffed. odd that
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 7:14 pm

I don't need to defend the position that its cheap and pathetic to question the parentage of a mans daughters. Any decent person knows that.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 7:11 pm

No one on this thread agrees with you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 7:10 pm

And I'm saying that all you have is cheap sh**s. Which is a pretty low form of comedy. ....there's that word "low" again, funny how often that word comes up when discussing your behaviour.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 7:09 pm
Not to mention that a lot of people agree with me.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:52 pm
You saying it's "Hatred" is you saying you can't defend your position... It says I have a sharp eye for wit and humor...
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:50 pm
But while we're at it... There's a bunch of people who worked their b***s off and took offense at dink in chiefs comments re "You didn't build that"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 6:48 pm

It's not humour, it's hatred. And it's petty and small. What does that say about you as a person?
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:48 pm
I was getting worried that I needed to a (ahem) explain a few things to you.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:46 pm
d***, Skippy. Did the lights come on? You did pay attention in health class didn't you... Apparently a lot of people here.. (sans yourself) saw the humor and shared it on facebook. Don't know what that says about your intellect...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 6:43 pm

You're saying that Obama didn't father his children. That would be attacking his whole family. Cheap sh**s are the reason that no one takes you seriously. Even the other conservatives here are embarrassed by you.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:41 pm
I see the one point snipers dropped me 0.11 but you did vote and the commentary drives up the numbers too...
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:34 pm
I'm curious as to where I'm attacking "his" girls? (That's a clue if you paid attention in health class)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 6:32 pm

Nothing you've said explains how the poster is ironic or sarcastic. Do you know what ironic or sarcastic means?
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:30 pm
Ok, but your father should be the one to tell you..... it starts with the birds and the bees.....
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:29 pm
17 votes to boot...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 6:28 pm

So what? That doesn't relate to your poster whatsoever. Why waste time with all these petty little things? Say something that matters.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:28 pm
4.06/5 on votes and 14 shares... This poster's been around around awhile and meets general approval... You still miss the point... Color me surprised.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:24 pm
http://althouse.blogspot.com/2012/05/twice-in-2-days-obama-says-my-sons-when.html
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:21 pm
Oh please... You mean your father didn't tell you?
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 6:19 pm
TRANSLATION: I'm a terrible liar. What else is an internet sociopath like me supposed to do? Better than going postal.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 6:13 pm

Explain how this is sarcastic or ironic and not just a cheap sh** at a man's family.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 5:35 pm
And it's never been how low I go... Remember that
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 5:34 pm
I'm always amazed how sarcasm and irony are missed by you intelligent people..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 5:25 pm

Nobody missed the point. We're all very aware of how low you'll sink. It must be lonely down there in the gutter.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 4:59 pm
And thanks for completely missing the point...
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 4:52 pm
Glad you all approve..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 1:34 pm

Poor taste. No surprise. 1L
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 12:51 pm
Agreed.These sociopathic haters think they are hurting Obama,yet they are giving him a gift.This is why Romney is losing.Moderate voters see this and say,"I don't want these Tea-bag psychos in control of my country. I'm gonna go with the calm black man!"
Cyberhagen - September 23, 2012, 12:16 pm
God knows I want Obama out of office, but picking on his daughters? To me that crosses a line. Even if the libs did that to Bush's girls, you don't want to stoop to their level.


HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY FROM THE DEMOCRAT PARTY -




Papal Hypocrisy -




best ever -




HIGH CAPACITY CLIP -




CAPTAIN OBVIOUS -


TAGS: captain obvious illegal immigration immigrant crime criminal msnbc contessa brewer
Rating: 4.48/5

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JGalt - November 30, 2012, 6:21 am
and demokkkrats don't care: http://www.nationalterroralert.com/2011/05/16/texas-officials-say-terrorists-sneaking-across-the-border/
Comedian1298 - November 29, 2012, 11:30 pm
obama is stupid. they are illegal for a reason


GUN CONTROL - It's not about GUNS, It's about CONTROL ...and knowing when to pull the trigger




Why Can't Liberals Understand This??? -




KENNEDY AND DODD - Remember, when you want sexual assault downgraded to a waitress sandwich, it never hurts to be a powerful DEMOCRAT SENATOR.




NAVY SEAL TEAM SIX - Double tap, one to the chest, one to the the head. Osama Bin Ladin is dead...


TAGS: double *** osama bin ladin dead
Rating: 4.36/5

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RonaldReagan - February 14, 2014, 1:29 pm
The only good thing this President ever did.


APRIL FOOL'S DAY - A day to honor elected politicians




Have you ever noticed how these three people think they are So intellectual -


TAGS: obama eric holder janet napolitano knowledge of nothing
Rating: 4.53/5

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ihadone - May 18, 2013, 8:47 pm
I guess Biden makes up for all four of them.
OTC - May 18, 2013, 6:07 pm
Hillary too!


Obama: Dhimmi-in-Chief -




THE LOOK OF LOVE ONE ANOTHER - or the look of what racism does to someone




THE OBAMA FRANCHISE - new stuff every day!


TAGS: dissapoint mints
Rating: 4.79/5

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RonaldReagan - May 18, 2014, 3:59 pm
Funny. A real "downer" pill


CHE GUEVARA - Dead Communists on T-Shirts. An Excellent Marketing Concept.




GOVERNMENT VS THE PEOPLE - "When injustice becomes law, rebellion becomes duty." - Thomas Jefferson




ANNA CHAPMAN - If Obama wanted to fill his cabinet with Socialists he could have started here




Net Neutrality, R.I.P. -




LIBERTARIAN LOGIC - Don't ban guns, just legalize weed and violent crime will become a thing of the past


TAGS: weed guns ban pineapple
Rating: 2.44/5

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RonaldReagan - March 23, 2015, 3:00 pm
Teenager logic too. 5stars
fauxnews - February 27, 2014, 7:34 pm
W-eed + guns = a good time! Don't knock it to you try it........mannnnnn. X-D (Don't agree w/the poster, but I still give this 5stars anyways, if for nothing else, it has picture from Pineapple Express in it. I mean, come on!) X-D LOL
Curlyrocks - March 31, 2013, 3:38 pm
Because that America would be too awesome and no one would feel depressed or insecure for any reason (aside from people who get paranoid when they smoke), basically there system would fall apart.
Rudedog - March 30, 2013, 8:22 pm
The only good thing about Libertarians is that there is no hidden agenda, it is all written in the constitution.
Cannabal - March 30, 2013, 4:44 pm
The only good thing about Libertarians is that they want everyone to have guns and weed. Why can't we live in THAT America?
Renza - March 30, 2013, 4:30 pm
...aside from 'political bs' I fail to see why anyone would want to keep it illegal. taxing and selling it could allow for a boost in the economy, fewer arrests and subsequent trials, more (legal) jobs, plus medical benefits and further research of them.
Renza - March 30, 2013, 4:29 pm
but look at all the cases of people getting high on marajuana and going on murderous rampages, and causing bar fights, and high speed fatal accidents...
Doggit - March 30, 2013, 10:26 am
Sure would end the war on drugs


BEER - Is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Ben Franklin




ZAPPA ON COMMUNISM VS. HUMAN NATURE -


TAGS: communism materialism zappa
Rating: 4.6/5

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PapaFox - March 27, 2013, 8:49 pm
LOL! :-D
Cannabal - March 27, 2013, 8:44 pm
Oh, yeah, Frank Zappa would so vote Republican.


Barack Hussein Obama: America's Neville Chamberlain -




THE GREAT DEPRESSION - Capitalism failed. Looks like we haven't learned our lesson yet.


TAGS: capitalism is failure
Rating: 2.71/5

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Phil8192 - April 18, 2014, 11:13 am
Capitalism didn't fail in 1929. It was sabotaged by those who illegally and surreptitiously set up the Federal Reserve and illegally created the Federal Income Tax, even though the 16th Amendment was never ratified!
OTC - November 29, 2013, 1:16 am
They don't understand that the Federal Reserve is not capitalism, but as long as it fits their agenda...
birddseedd - November 28, 2013, 10:30 pm
Actually, capitalism is the reason I still own a home for my family. Before you take something like the great depression out of context, perhaps you should have an open mind about current real world examples.


Hildebeast & the New York Slimes -


TAGS: hillary clinton new york times slimes corruption influence peddler msm media water carrier lap dogs mouthpieces democrat cherrleaders progressive puppets
Rating: 5/5

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OTC - June 10, 2015, 12:10 pm
If she had a papergirl, Hillary would have paid her less than the paperboy, like she did with her female staffers
PeteofSanJose - June 10, 2015, 11:34 am
No no no. She didnt donate to the NY Times. That was her subscription rate!! The paper boy/girl needed a livable wage, so Hill took it upon herself to provide it.


POLITICIANS - Are like diapers... You need to change them regularly... And for the same reason




CHEAP - It's when you give them 50% off, and they ask for 25% more!




THE U.S. ECONOMY - The dollar isn't worth a crap anymore but it does make good toilet paper




Liberal Moonbats -


TAGS: liberal moonbats progressives democrats gun grabbers nra second amendment 2a assault weapons hippies hillary clinton bernie sanders supporters
Rating: 5/5

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freasy - November 3, 2015, 11:52 am
The guy posted it as a joke to see who would bite. He got blasted from the Right, and even had lefties agreeing with and applauding him LMAO
tommygun - October 14, 2015, 9:43 pm
That's hilarious! Stupid people are so entertaining


OBAMANOMICS - No matter how much they try to make it look and sound good- it still stinks.




YOUR MAJESTY - Yes, I Would Like Fries With That




IRONY - Hawaiian officials put the Obama's dog under quarantine until they could show irrefutable documentation as to its identity. PRICELESS!




DONALD TRUMP - A grand example of good old American capitalism at its best. BTW, he started from scratch to get rich; he didn't inherit any of his wealth.




WHEN PIGS FLY - Anything can happen




REPUBLICAN - Have a horrible memory. Also they suck at math.




OBAMOPOLY - Is this game over yet?




CAPTAIN ANTI-AMERICA - Fighting democracy, freedom and free market capiatlism.




I'M AN AMERICAN - And I approve this message




North Korea's Road To Serfdom -




" WHY IS OUSSOCOM LYING ABOUT DOMESTIC DRONE ACTIVITIES? - Sen. Wyden’s office stated that “in the event of a natural disaster or other legitimate need” drones could be flown out of Portland. What's an "OTHER LEGITIMATE NEED?"




OBAMA, CAPITALISM, AND CHINA -




THE HYPOCRITIC OATH - Millionaire governor Rick Scott fights health care for all Americans but pays only $800 a year for his own government-supplied health care.




GOD'S WILL - for you to go home and close your mouth




Obama Has Let In 600,000 Illegals From Dangerous Muslim Nations -




" OBAMA SITS IN THE COPY OF THE BUS ROSA PARKS RODE " - Only a copy of what a real President should be, would use it as a reelection prop.




NOVEMBER 6, 2012 - The joke will be on you two.


TAGS: 54 disapproval rating
Rating: 4.73/5

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Renza - March 18, 2013, 11:39 am
Just saw this by random chance... lol, turns out not quite so accurate.


WEAPONS OF MASS DISTRACTION -




Soap Opera Producer Is Now The U.S. Ambassador To Hungary -




LEMME GET THIS STRAIGHT - The economic system we used to become the richest, most powerful, most pampered nation on the planet - And you're telling us it doesn't work???




IRONY -


TAGS: che guevara communist capitalism liberals
Rating: 4.6/5

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blesic - December 2, 2014, 11:54 pm
Capitalism didn't win. It defected to his side. That's why his merchandise is being sold.


DEBT MAN WALKING - The Zombie Apocalypse is coming- to a voting booth near you this November




How many more of Obama's lies are American's expected to believe?! -




SHAMELESS RE-ELECTION PLOYS - Part of the money we pay for our phone bills goes to giving out "Obama-phones". SHAMELESS




KHMER ROUGE MASSACRE -




COMMAND AND CONTROL - Its what happens if you ask questions off the script!




RYAN: DEFENDS A RAPIST'S RIGHT TO HAVE KIDS 'THEIR' WAY - Brought to you by the Republicans on the committee Re-elect Obama




TRICKLE-DOWN THEORY - To wait for the people far above you to piss all over you just so you can attain hydration.




HIP-HOP - It's what Lincoln would be listening to if he were alive today.




CAPITALISM - It only works if YOU do!




capitalism is evil -




SOCIALISM: GOVERNMENT BY SLAVERY - Capitalism is Equality of Freedom. Socialism is Equality of Slavery. Socialism is Equality through Trickle-up.


TAGS: socialism poverty capitalism freedom
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - October 7, 2012, 8:33 pm
What's your point? Socialism has everthing to do with why Cuba has antiquated vehicles and all the problems a**ociated with totalitarianistic regimes.
SethMythrax - October 7, 2012, 8:29 pm
The US Embargo on Cuba since the early 60's had nothing to do with Cuba's problems.....


MEDIA COVERAGE - Both groups have been treated equally right?




MEET JONATHAN LAVINE - The Heartless Bastard Behind Bain Capital Layoffs, And Major Obama Bundler




THE FREE OBAMAPHONE - Contains all his inspirational teleprompter speeches! (Just like the ipod he gave to Queen Elizabeth!)




OBAMALISM -




VULCAN LOGIC - Sadly no logic, the only thing Vulcan about him is his lack of emotion concerning the economy.




CAPITALIST -




FACTS ARE STUBBORN THINGS -




I AM WOMAN HEAR ME ROAR - (WITH AN ADAMS APPLE TOO BIG TO IGNORE)




PRIAPISM - VIAGRA LACED GAVEL




MORE RAPISTS PLAN TO VOTE FOR RYAN THAN OBAMA - If you can't get independents, women, or old people to vote for you, then better to have someone than no one, right? (FACT: Ryan opposes abortion even in cases of rape)




Obamanation -




NBC Hypocrisy -




2012 CAMPAIGNING - Bringing out the weapons of mass distortion




SOCIALISM=SLAVERY/TRICKLE-UP POVERTY - CAPITALISM=FREEDOM. Compared to its neighbors, North Korea (outlined for clarity) seems like a black hole. South Korea, which looked like the North within living memory, is now a sea of lights.




turn to crap -




Socialism is Evil -




THIS WEEKS OBAMA GREEN FAILURES - Solar Trust of America LLC, files bankruptcy - $2.1 Billion in DOE loan guarantees. A123 Systems, subject of investor class action suit - $279 million in DOE loans Both sure to be ignored by the Lamestream Media




CAPITALISM ISN'T WORKING - Mainly because neither are you.




THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE - Coming this fall- How did the Mayans know?




VOTE FOR OBAMA - Yeah, Its A Lot Like This




"VULTURE CAPITALIST" - FEEDING OFF THE OUTSOURCING OF AMERICAN JOBS




MR. AKIN - The door is THAT way!




SWEATSHOPS - Slavery didn't go away, it just turned into this thing called "slave wages."




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